Player Underground - Wednesday - Shock came early this morning in the form of an electronic mail yo. As the last sip of morning crunk graced my lips and I readied my self for a day of straight illin - a solitary bling of my inbox rang out. What lay beneath the click on this email - is unreal yo.

Eager to see more fans worship the crunk ground I plant my tims on, I straight up clicked that shit to read its continents.A great wave of terror overcame yer boi, much like the death of Rick James, I could not believe this shit.

Subject: worrrrd nigga, playas be mis-representin'

Immediately I busted out my door with the gat ready to lay down the fool makin' a mockery of yer boi O3 - luckily my thick-ass french maid started crying and shit and as you ladies know - Oz ain't never one to leave the ladies in distress.

I calmed her ass down and had some time to think 'bout a better way to deal with this mis-representin' niqqa. I went back and read the rest of the email...

One of the pictures on the home page says:

Ryan Mahaffey "Yo Ryan Mahaffey here holla atcha boi - Marysville, Wichita, Phillipsburg you feeling me? KAN-SAS the state that makes it happen baby! Check this big point four on the crunk test - the ILLEST white boy in the 309!"

well that is not Ryan Mahaffey, he is a lieing son of a bitch...that is actually my friend mike (who is mike [edited to protect a true playa]!!), i originally submitted the picture to urbandictionary under the definition "crunk" i attached the original picture and some others of our crunkness

we represent lawrence kansas, smokin' pounds of nugs and chuggin vodka jayhawk style

Let me tell you this one thing, A LOT of fools sleep on Kansas - A LOT, but from the pictures these cats sent - it ain't no joke! They take their crunkness seriously - behold my reply..

oh dayum yo, words cannot xpress how a playas heart dropped when i read this tale of tragedy and shit. that "ryan mahaffey" is a hater and a fool for impersonatin' your boi mike. from the pix it looks as if YOUR CRUNK CUP OVERFLOWTH with only the illest, most potent of juice. i will open a new section for this ho bitch "ryan mahaffey" .. da hall of haters.

you keep holdin it down for da KS mike - word is born. much love and fat nugs YA HEARD - ozone

Needless to say - a playa was impressed by the KS bois - and disgusted with one Ryan Mahaffey. 12:00PM the W.W.P.A (world wide player alert) went out to call forth all true crunk playas - and to shame this Ryan Mahaffey. Pimps - I present to you - Da Hall Of Shame - thus far it's only occupant RYAN MAHAFFEY

-Ozone (The One..)

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